Orange Blossom | Incense | Patchouli | Hooyah

Smells like BAH and Tricare!

They say marriage is a lot like being in the military. You’re always taking orders and can go long periods of time without sex! Don’t get me started on deployments. When will you be home? Well, it could be January, unless it is March and there is a small chance it could be December, but it will probably be more like June. Until then, spice up your lonely climaxes with our sexy blend of sweet, spicy, and earthy notes. Dragon’s Blood is a bright red resin harvested from a variety of different plants commonly referred to as “dragon trees,” and has been used for centuries in all kinds of applications like medicine, incense, and dye.


This candle is infused with natural essential oils including cedar wood, patchouli, clove, and orange.

All of our candles are hand-poured in the beautiful Puget Northwest of Washington state. They are 100% soy candles, complete with a high-crackle wooden wick and wooden lid. These 6 oz candles have a 30 hour burn time.